- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
- person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
- me: does it look like i give a fuck.
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
